What's that you say? This is the laziest picture I have ever posted here? The perspective is horribly off, the doorknob is on the wrong side, the colors are lame, and the grass looks like a fungus? I respond: suck it, blog critics!
It's hard to give a good description of a house, because most houses are basically the same. There is a roof, door, some windows, and maybe a plant or two by the stoop. There are castles and shacks, but most of us in the suburbs live in some variation of the colonial theme.
HOWEVER, there is one house in this neighborhood that stands out. I hope it goes up for sale just so I can be creepy and poke through the mls pictures of the inside. The realtor would definitely have to use a flash, owing to the particular defining feature of this house: It has ONE window. For real! ONLY ONE. And this is not some huge, modern wall of glass window either, it is about the size of a porthole. Imagine how freaky that looks. Where on other houses are more windows, there is just plain old wall. It makes me feel like this house was in a horrible accident and all its windows were sewn up. It's like a cyclops. (Okay, there is one on the side also, so that makes two total. But one window per side? According to my research, which involves staring at people's homes as I drive down the street, that is grossly below average.)
Go ahead and count how many windows are in your house. If you don't have time to count, just estimate. What? It's more than one? You win!
I have been working up some theories about the occupants. They could be:
1. Running a meth lab.
2. Vampires.
That's pretty much all I've got so far.
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